i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
Many fandoms, many feels.
xeph could get away with anything by simply saying it was normal on his home planet and acting innocent
"you sign executive deals with sex?"
"every time you hug someone it’s good manners to put your hands on their ass? oh. okay then."
"so you can’t help clean up the factory because according to your home planet brooms are banned on saturdays??? are you sure about that xeph?"
"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock
it’s literally a testicle
are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
are you telling me that people didn’t know that
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE