-notices that ask from interstellarvagabond got cut off- hello friends I am single
*aggressive break dancing* you wanna fighT MOTHERFUCKER?
You are spot on my darling! Btdubs, my nationality as my parents put it is “some English mutt” and I am currently
When your parents think you’re dating your best friend
When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…
did you know Snorlax shoots his hyperbeams out his eyes
Is that why its eyes are always closed?
IS THAT WHY BROCK’S EYES ARE ALWAYS CLOSED?!?!?!
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
I do not understand how to clarinet
have you tried changing the reed
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
What do you mean “probably”